Commit a7bfd66f authored by Dave Love's avatar Dave Love

#CENSORSHIP

parent 5bcd0f1e
[Someone sent this in from California, and we decided to extend
our campaign against information hoarding to recipes as well
as software. (Recipes are the closest thing, not involving computers,
to software.)
The story appears to be a myth, according to the Chicago Tribune,
which says that Mrs Fields Cookies hoards the information completely.
Therefore, this recipe can be thought of as a compatible replacement.
We have reports that the cookies it makes are pretty good.]
Someone at PG&E called the Mrs. Fields Cookie office
and requested the recipe for her cookies. They asked
her for her charge card number, and she gave it to them
thinking the cost would be $15 to $25. It turned out
to be $200!
Therefore, this person is giving the recipe to anyone
and everyone she knows (and doesn't know) so that
someone can get use of her $200. Anyway, just keep
passing it on.
Cream together: 2 cups butter
2 cups sugar
2 cups brown sugar
Add: 4 eggs
2 tsp. vanilla
Mis together in
separate bowl: 4 cups flour
5 cups oatmeal (put small
amounts of oatmeal in blender until it turns to
powder. Measure out 5 cups of oatmeal and only
"powderize" that, NOT 5 cups "powderized" oatmeal)
1 tsp salt
2 tsp baking powder
2 tsp baking soda
Mix: All of the above
Add: 24 oz. bag of chocolate chips and
1 finely grated 8 oz Hershey bar (plain)
Add: 3 cups chopped nuts (any kind)
Bake on greased cookie sheet (make golf ball sized balls) and
bake about two inches apart. Bake at 350 degrees for 8 - 10
minutes. DO NOT OVERBAKE. Makes 112.
From: ucdavis!lll-lcc!hplabs!parcvax!bane@ucbvax.berkeley.edu (John R. Bane)
Subject: Re: free cookie foundation?
Hi! I "stole" your very expensive cookie recipe off the net. If you
want to send me your SnailMail address, I'll be glad to send you a
dollar (I would like to suggest this to the net, but I think there is
some netiquette rule against asking for money - or is that only money
for oneself?) to help defray the cost (it's not much, but if EVERYone
who took the recipe sent you a dollar, it would help).
Here also is another cookie recipe which I'm very fond of.
Makes 6-8 dozen
Bake at 375 degrees for ~10 min.
Cream together:
1 cup shortening (I use Weight Watcher's Reduced Calorie Margarine!)
1/4 cup peanut butter (I recommend the non-sugared kind)
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar
2 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla
Add:
1/2 cup flour
1 teaspoon soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 cups rolled oats (I use the 5-min variety)
1-2 cups chocolate chips (I use 2 cups semi-sweet - ummmm!)
1 cup nuts (I use pecan pieces - don't get them crushed, or the extra
oil will make greasy cookies)
1 cup shredded or flaked coconut
(The nuts were listed as optional and I added the coconut myself, but
I really love them there! You could also add things like m&m's, or
raisins (I don't care for raisins in cookies, but you might). I've
always wanted to try banana chips.)
Mix well. Drop by teaspoonfuls on greased cookie sheet (I use pam).
Bake at 375 degrees for approx. 10 min.
My aunt found this recipe in an Amish book called something like
"Eating Well When The Whole World Is Starving," and although I thought
a cookie recipe was a bit odd for a book like that, they are about the
healthiest a cookie is ever likely to get.
They are also very easy to make (no blending, sifting, rolling, etc.)
and extremely delicious. I get rave reviews and recipe requests whenever
I make them.
- rene
Chocolate Chip Cookies - Glamorous, crunchy, rich with chocolate bits & nuts.
Also known as "Toll House" Cookies ... from Kenneth and Ruth Wakefield's
charming New England Toll House on the outskirts of Whitman, Massachusetts.
These cookies were first introduced to American homemakers in 1939 through
our series of radio talks on "Famous Foods From Famous Eating Places."
Mix Thoroughly :
2/3 cup soft shortening ( part butter )
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar ( packed )
1 egg
1 tsp vanilla
Sift together and stir in :
1-1/2 cups sifted flour (*)
1/2 tsp soda
1/2 tsp salt
Stir in :
1/2 cup cut-up nuts
6 oz package of semi-sweet chocolate pieces ( about 1-1/4 cups )
(*) for a softer, more rounded cookie, use 1-3/4 cups sifted flour.
Drop rounded teaspoonfuls about 2" apart on ungreased baking sheet. Bake until
delicately browned ... cookies should still be soft. Cool slightly before you
remove them from the baking sheet.
Temperature: 375 F. ( modern oven )
Time: bake 8 - 10 minutes
Amount: 4 - 5 dozen 2" cookies
=====
Personal comments :
I find it tastes better with a mixture of shortening and butter, as they say.
You don't need << all >> of that sugar, and it can be whatever color you want.
The nuts are optional. Feel free to play with the recipe. I put oatmeal in it,
reducing flour accordingly, and sometimes cinnamon.
I also find it useful to grease the cookie sheets.
I think I'm going to go bake some now ...
-- richard
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CELIBACY(1) UNIX Programmer's Manual CELIBACY(1)
NAME
celibacy - don't have sex
SYNOPSIS
celibacy
DESCRIPTION
Does nothing worth mentioning.
CONDOM(1) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual CONDOM(1)
NAME
condom - Protection against viruses and prevention of child
processes
SYNOPSIS
condom [options] [processid]
DESCRIPTION
_condom_ provides protection against System Transmitted
Viruses (STVs) that may invade your system. Although the spread of
such viruses across a network can only be abated by aware and cautious
users, _condom_ is the only highly-effective means of preventing
viruses from entering your system (see celibacy(1)). Any data passed
to _condom_ by the protected process will be blocked, as specified by
the value of the -s option (see OPTIONS below). _condom_ is known to
defend against the following viruses and other malicious
afflictions...
o AIDS
o Herpes Simplex (genital varieties)
o Syphilis
o Crabs
o Genital warts
o Gonorrhea
o Chlamydia
o Michelangelo
o Jerusalem
When used alone or in conjunction with pill(1), sponge(1),
foam(1), and/or setiud(3), _condom_ also prevents the conception of a
child process. If invoked from within a synchronous process, _condom_
has, by default, an 80% chance of preventing the external processes
from becoming parent processes (see the -s option below). When other
process contraceptives are used, the chance of preventing a child
process from being forked becomes much greater. See pill(1),
sponge(1), foam(1), and setiud(3) for more information.
If no options are given, the current user's login process (as
determined by the environment variable USER) is protected with a
Trojan rough-cut latex condom without a reservoir tip. The optional
'processid' argument is an integer specifying the process to protect.
NOTE: _condom_ may only be used with a hard disk. _condom_
will terminate abnormally with exit code -1 if used with a floppy
disk (see DIAGNOSTICS below).
OPTIONS
The following options may be given to _condom_...
-b BRAND BRANDs are as follows...
trojan (default)
ramses
sheik
goldcoin
fourex
-m MATERIAL The valid MATERIALs are...
latex (default)
saranwrap
membrane -- WARNING! The membrane option is _not_
endorsed by the System Administrator General as an
effective barrier against certain viruses. It is
supported only for the sake of tradition.
-f FLAVOR The following FLAVORs are currently supported...
plain (default)
apple
banana
cherry
cinnamon
licorice
orange
peppermint
raspberry
spearmint
strawberry
-r Toggle reservoir tip (default is no reservoir tip)
-s STRENGTH STRENGTH is an integer between 20 and 100 specifying
the resilience of _condom_ against data passed to
_condom_ by the protected process. Using a larger
value of STRENGTH increases _condom_'s protective
abilities, but also reduces interprocess communication.
A smaller value of STRENGTH increases interprocess
communication, but also increases the likelihood of a
security breach. An extremely vigorous process or
one passing an enormous amount of data to _condom_
will increase the chance of _condom_'s failure. The
default STRENGTH is 80%.
-t TEXTURE Valid TEXTUREs are...
rough (default)
ribbed
bumps
lubricated (provides smoother interaction between
processes)
WARNING: The use of an external application to _condom_ in
order to reduce friction between processes has been proven in
benchmark tests to decrease _condom_'s strength factor! If execution
speed is important to your process, use the '-t lubricated' option.
DIAGNOSTICS
_condom_ terminates with one of the following exit codes...
-1 An attempt was made to use _condom_ on a floppy disk.
0 _condom_ exited successfully (no data was passed to
the synchronous process).
1 _condom_ failed and data was allowed through. The
danger of transmission of an STV or the forking of a child
process is inversely proportional to the number of other
protections employed and is directly proportional to
the ages of the processes involved.
BUGS
_condom_ is NOT 100% effective at preventing a child process
from being forked or at deterring the invasion of a virus (although
the System Administrator General has deemed that _condom_ is the most
effective means of preventing the spread of system transmitted
viruses). See celibacy(1) for information on a 100% effective program
for preventing these problems.
Remember... the use of sex(1) and other related routines
should only occur between mature, consenting processes. If you must
use sex(1), please employ _condom_ to protect your process and your
synchronous process. If we are all responsible, we can stop the
spread of STVs.
AUTHORS and HISTORY
The original version of _condom_ was released in Roman times
and was only marginally effective. With the advent of modern
technology, _condom_ now supports many more options and is much more
effective.
The current release of _condom_ was written by Ken Maupin at
the University of Washington (maupin@cs.washington.edu) and was last
updated on 10/7/92.
SEE ALSO
celibacy(1), sex(1), pill(1), sponge(1), foam(1), and
setiud(3)
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.TH EMACSTOOL 1
.SH NAME
.I emacstool
\- run emacs under Sun windows with function-key and mouse support.
.SH SYNOPSIS
.I emacstool
[{window_args} {-rc run_command_path} args ... ]
.SH TYPICAL USAGE
In ~/.suntools or ~/.rootmenu include a line like this:
.br
"Emacstool" emacstool -WI emacs.icon -f emacstool-init
.SH DESCRIPTION
.B Emacstool
creates a SunView frame and a tty subwindow within which mouse events
and function keys are translated to ASCII sequences which Emacs can
parse. The translated input events are sent to the process running in
the tty subwindow, which is typically GNU Emacs. Emacstool thereby
allows GNU Emacs users to make full use of the mouse and function keys.
GNU Emacs can be loaded with functions to interpret the mouse and
function-key events to make a truly fine screen oriented editor for
the Sun Workstation.
.PP
(Note that GNU Emacs has a special interface to the X window system as
well. The X window system has many technical advantages, it is an
industry standard, and it is also free software. The Free Software
Foundation urges you to try X windows, and distributes a free copy of
X on Emacs distribution tapes.)
.PP
Function keys are translated to a sequence of the form
`^X*[a-o][lrt]'. The last character is `l', `r', or `t' corresponding
to whether the key is among the Left, Right, or Top function keys.
The third character indicates which button of the group
was pressed. Thus, the function key in the lower right corner will
transmit the sequence `^X*or'. In addition, the [lrt] is affected by
the Control, Meta, and Shift keys. Unshifted Control keys will be
non-alphabetic: C-l is [,], C-r is [2], C-t is [4].
.PP
Mouse buttons are encoded as `^X^@([124] x y)\\n'. ^X^@ is the
standard GNU Emacs mouse event prefix, it is followed by a list
indicating the button pressed and the character row and column of the
point in the window where the mouse cursor is, and followed by a
newline character. In GNU Emacs, the ^X^@ dispatches to a
mouse event handler which then reads the following list.
.SH OPTIONS
.B Emacstool
supports all the standard window arguments, including font and icon
specifiers.
.PP
By default, Emacstool runs the program
.I emacs
in the created subwindow.
The value of the environment variable
.I EMACSTOOL
can be used to override this if your version of
.B Emacs
is not accessible on your search path by the name
.I Emacs.
In addition, the run command can be set by the
.I pathname
following the last occurrence of the
.I \-rc
flag.
This is convenient for using Emacstool to run on remote machines.
.PP
All other command line arguments not used by the window system are passed
as arguments to the program that runs in the Emacstool window.
.PP
For example:
.PP
local% (emacstool -rc rlogin remote -8 &)&
.PP
will create an Emacstool window logged in to a machine named
.I remote.
If Emacs is run from this window,
Emacstool will encode mouse and function keys, and send them to rlogin.
If Emacs is run from this shell on the remote machine, it will see
the mouse and function keys properly.
However, since the remote host does not have access to the screen,
the cursor cannot be changed, menus will not appear, and the selection
buffer (STUFF) is limited.
.SH Using With GNU Emacs:
The GNU Emacs files
lisp/term/sun.el,
lisp/sun-mouse.el,
lisp/sun-fns.el,
and
src/sunfns.c
provide emacs support for the Emacstool and function keys.
Emacstool will automatically set the TERM environment variable to be "sun"
and unset the environment variable TERMCAP. That is, these variables will
not be inherited from the shell that starts Emacstool.
Since the terminal type is
.I SUN
(that is, the environment variable TERM is set to
.I SUN),
Emacs will automatically load the file lisp/term/sun.
This, in turn, will ensure that sun-mouse.el is autoloaded when any mouse
events are detected. It is suggested that
.I sun-mouse
and
.I sun-fns
be loaded in your site-init.el file, so that they will always be loaded
when running on a Sun workstation.
.PP
In addition, Emacstool sets the environment variable IN_EMACSTOOL = "t".
Lisp code in your ~/.emacs can use (getenv "IN_EMACSTOOL")
to determine whether to do Emacstool specific initialization.
Sun.el uses this to automatically call emacstool-init (getenv "IN_EMACSTOOL")
is defined.
.PP
The file src/sunfns.c defines several useful functions for emacs on
the Sun. Among these are procedures to pop-up SunView
.I menus,
put and get from the SunView
.I STUFF
buffer, and a procedure for changing the cursor
.I icon.
If you want to define or edit cursor icons,
there is a rudimentary mouse driven icon editor in the file
lisp/sun-cursors.el. Try invoking (sc:edit-cursor)
.SH BUGS
It takes a few milliseconds to create a menu before it pops up.
.SH ENVIRONMENT VARIABLES
EMACSTOOL
IN_EMACSTOOL
TERM
TERMCAP
.SH FILES
.DT
emacs
.SH "SEE ALSO"
emacs(1)
.../etc/SUN-SUPPORT
.../lisp/term/sun.el
Date: Tue, 23 Feb 2199 21:03:50 -0600
From: Karl Fogel <kfogel@floss.cyclic.com>
To: bug-gnu-emacs@prep.ai.mit.edu
Subject: M-x search-backward-in-time broken...
X-Windows: you'll envy the dead.
In GNU Emacs 51.70.4 (i9986-unknown-linux-gnu, X toolkit) of Sat Feb 20 2199 on floss
configured using `configure --with-x-toolkit=yes'
The `search-backward-in-time' function appears to be broken in
Emacs 51.70.
Unfortunately, I can never seem to start the debugger early
enough to catch the error as it happens. However I have traced the
problem through source by eye, and it looks like `time-forward' can't
handle negative arguments anymore. This is consistent with other
symptoms: for example, `undo' (which since 51.25 has worked by passing
a negative arg to `time-forward') is also broken. However, `do' still
works -- it seems that `time-forward' continues to handle positive
arguments just fine.
No one here-and-now can figure out how to fix the problem,
because the code for `time-forward' is so hairy. We're using M-x
report-future-emacs-bug to request that you folks include more
comments when you write it (sometime in 2198 as I recall).
Thanks!
-Karl Fogel <kfogel@red-bean.com>
P.S. You'll be pleased to know that since (time-forward N) still works
for N >= 0, we've used it to pre-emptively update configure.in.
Emacs now configures and builds on every platform that will ever
be made. It wasn't easy, but at least that's one problem out of
the way for good. If you'd like the patch, just ask.
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